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Of Proverbial Opposites

My SPIRIT beam is still not functioning so I’m still stuck on this crabby drub planet called the jewel of the solar system. As soon as I get back to my Universe of Infinite I’ll send over detailed images of what a planet should look like..

Opposite attract so the English say.. But I am yet to see an introverted nerd get married to an extroverted blonde. I’m yet to see Yin and Yang appear at the same time. I’m yet to see a life form that incorporates death and life in the same vessel in equimolar quantities.
Yes another rant and rave of the Deity of the Universe of Infinite. Today I’m going to be on the case of how you earthlings say and do contradictory things.
To start of I’ll jot down a list of proverbs and sayings that will confuse even the best of the best.
1. Opposites attract YET birds of a feather flock together.
2. Two is company three is crowd YET the more the merrier.
3. Actions speak louder than words YET the pen is mightier than the sword.
4. Practice makes perfect HOWEVER all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
5. The bigger the better BUT good things come in small packages.
6. Too many cooks spoil the broth YET many hands make light work.
7. Never send a boy to do a man’s job BUT … A little boy shall lead the all.
8. Above all to yourself be true THOUGH when in Rome do as the Romans do.
9. A man’s reach should exceed his grasp YET a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
10. Don’t judge a book by its cover HOWEVER clothes make the man.
11. Variety is the spice of life YET never change horses midstream.
12. A penny saved is a penny earned BUT money is the root of all evil.
13. The squeaky wheel gets the grease HOWEVER silence is golden.
14. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks YET it is never too late to learn.
15. Haste makes waste BUT he who hesitates is lost.
16. Nothing ventured nothing gained NEVERTHELESS better safe than sorry.
17. Do it well or not at all THOUGH half a loaf is better than none.
18. He who hesitates is lost BUT act in haste and repent at leisure.
And my personal favourite:
Out of sight out of mind THOUGH absence makes the heart grow fonder.
So until next time….


The art of zero divisibility
Take yourself
Divide by zero
Whether you be an elf
Or better yet a hero..
So the mathematician says undefined
That to me means redefined
So he says multiply
But to me that’s a far cry
For existence cannot be multiplied by noting
Therefore my calculation
Will just bring
Chaos and misunderstanding
So do I just say invisibility
Is the art of zero visibility?

Thoughts on Life

Life is but like a journey
But not through the land of milk and honey
Rather through land of snow and frost
Liken to the permafrost tundra
Where one can easily get lost.
Like the immortal hydra
Troubles are never ending,
Solve this one two pop up.
Heal this one and another break up…..
So life is but likened to a journey…
A journey must end so what’s life’s end?.
Is it the Final Destination,
That you see round the bend?
Then what’s the purpose of life if it is just to die?
Or has my whole life been a lie?
Either way
Its not for me to say
But I will
For its still
The elephant in the room
That gives the foreboding doom
Where life is, dear must follow
Well now you know..

ESS-ence of 2014; OR-dinates of 2015

January timeless, February jobless,
March houseless, April staleness,
May dreamless, June shoeless,
July passionless, August loneliness,
September limitless, October loveless,
November harness; December’s hopelessness?.
Lifeless, sadness is what 2014 has been NOT more BUT less..
So 2015 what’s in store?
Will it be more,
And what will it be for?
January elegant show, February sunlight snow?.
March to Baltimore, April visit Clancymore?
May matador, June to ignore;
Self’s ation-Ador?
July Minautor, August’s Centaur, September self censure,
October dome-bore to November
What’s all this for
But to prepare for December?
Investing eleven for one,
I think I’m done
With my essence…………


I’d just like to elucidate,
How my feelings manifest,
Don’t think I should illustrate
Or is it better I demonstrate?
So to it my mind will set,
Annotate, or complicate?
So my love I’ll substantiate.
All the above means I’ll explain,
That my feelings, I’ll not feign.
For in my heart do you reign.
Inch by inch I hope yo gain
Foothold in your cardiac zone.
Then lodge in that niche
And grow like oak from acorn;
Such geometric progression,
Do I want to reach
And attain your affection
In relation to my attention.
To sum it up all,
To you I make this call,
In love with you am bout to fall,
Knowing very well
Being with you can I tell,
It ain’t a trip to Asphodel,
The only field down in Hell,
Rather it is Elysian Plains,
Where death, old age and pains,
Aren’t existing,
So no resisting, what am presenting……


My mind is but a clear solution,
Though in it is a warring devastation,
As I stand before the mirror,
Crystals get oh so clearer.
Is it anger, is it hate,
That’s put me in this state?
Is it passion, is it love,
That I suddenly do have?
Why the conflict, why the nexus?
Or is this what’s in store that fate has,
For me?
Why not let me be?
Hate and love, below and above,
Hope and despair lodge in the lair
That’s called my heart,
Ripping me apart
With all these crystal shards,
Some real, some duds
Of emotions
Ionizing in my mind’s solution…..

Volume One of The Count’s Saying’s

Did someone call me #shy? I beg to differ, I am selectively social if you bore me am quiet, if I’m interested I’m quiet so what’s so hard?

I am not a #narcissistic being but I do love myself cause no one will love me the way I love myself

#Objectivity is a self-preservation tactic of #introverts. #Subjectivity is a self-propelling tactic of #extroverts

#Criticism from a dog is better than #flattery from a leopard.

In #Life #Unity without diversity leads to boredom n monotony.

#Diversity w/out unity leads to war and pieces.Human #Life is an effigy of dreams- burning up in smoke.

Withdrawal is a self-preservation tactic of snails, clams, turtles, tortoises and shy/introverted humans.

The #wind of change is stopped by the #walls of conservatives.

It is nearly impossible to hear a leaf fall in the forest but it isn’t impossible to see good in someone.

#Happiness is like a drug- you need it to live, you suffer withdrawal effects.

#Solitude is the strongest fortress of all. #Words are a powerful weapon but #silence an effective shield.

When you hear a door bang- either an #opportunity has entered or left the room.

#Friendship is a sensitive area- keep your enemies close but watch your friends still.

After weather, man is a very unreliable thing. After earthquakes man is a very destructive force.

The most precious thing after #Life is #Time. Time is a human want, insatiable, limited et al.

The only constant thing in #Life is change.

#Life is an 8-lane superhighway busy and fast, but you should create your own bicycle path to ride leisurely

After the banalities, come the finalities. After the PARTY it’s time to PART. A time to say hi and time to wave bye.

Human #Life is an effigy of dreams- burning up in smoke.

Emptiness doesn’t necessarily mean lack of something, it can also mean ‘filled up by/with the wrong thing’.

In Life Romance is an armed mine, willingly stepped on & Marriage is an Island of emotion surrounded by expenses.

A quick #Nap to the #Body is a set of #Wings to the #Mind.

In #Life The #Future belongs to those who prepare for it #Today.

The #Ultimate form of #Love in #Life is loving and not being loved back or loving thankless people.

#Trust is stronger than Covalent bond. Yet its easiest 2 break. It’s also a mirror, once cracked the reflected image will never be the same.

#Matriachly, #Dreams are an evil medium of communication.#personally, #Dreams are an escape/ medium of interrealm interastral transport & communication.#religiously, #Dreams are a medium of communication.#scientifically, #Dreams are a manifestation of the subconscious.

There are times when #Life is like a hamster wheel, times it rides you, time it sails with you, flies past you,

#Life is but a short sprint between the incubator and the coffin.

Just as a spider spins its web n lives in it, you too spin your dreams n live in/thru them as long as it isn’t Penelope’s Web.

Living #Life is as easy as finding the area of a triangle- it depends on the formula used: hero’s, 1/2BH or Sin Cos Tan.

The Homo Genus is the only taxa that theorises and then does practicals. The rest of the 5 kingdoms have no such luxury.

When #Life promises you a wedding, dress 4 a funeral, if it promises to catch u n the way down, u better have an independent parachute.

Want to hear Rhythm of #Life, grab a #Stethoscope. Want to see below the facts get a #Bathyscaphe.Looking4 hope/higher view use a periscope. Looking for fun/creative side of #Life, use a kaleidoscope. Want your stars read use a HORRORSCOPE.Looking 4 perfection, use a microscope. Want mistakes & faults, use a mirror. Want to have friends, use a telescope to see their faults.

A #Rainbow has 7 colours, so does #Life have its moments- happy, sad, good, bad, work, leisure, pleasure, and business, enjoy it while you can.

Friends should be like oxpeckers, they stick close by & can be a nuisance at times- but in reality they actually help you by removing harmful ticks.

In #Life when between the Devil and the deep blue sea, Choose the sea for you might get a Lifeboat of Lesson, Ocean Liner of Opportunity, Raft of Reason.

Man is the master chameleon on earth. Pretentious yet pretending not to be pretentious.

#People ask for help in different ways. Silently, loudly, directly, in a roundabout way, consciously, subconsciously. Listen closely and help.

#Feelings of unworthiness are in the same league as jealousy, rage grief & sadness they smoulder and consume you from the inside.

#Death is an inevitable part of #Life, why then is mankind surprised when people die?

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